Not the endorsement Frito-Lay is after

Deposed dictator Saddam Hussein still thinks he is in charge of Iraq and has developed a fondness for a kind of crisp, his former guards have claimed.

The tyrant can "eat a family size bag of Doritos in 10 minutes", and rates ex-US president Bill Clinton above successor George Bush, said a report.

I can just see the TV ads now.

"Doritos: The chip of choice for military dictators around the world."