Fun Conversations at Home

It's really nice when the kids are able to keep up with the grown-ups when it comes to humor:

TheOtherKiddo: What's for dessert?
Me (grinning): Kids!
BroadSword (pinching TheOtherKiddo's arm): I don't know - you're a little scrawny. You need fattening up.
TheOtherKiddo: Then get me some dessert!

Everyone lost it at that point.